Schmidt Quote #1008
Quote from Schmidt in The Decision
Schmidt: Our wedding's gonna be way romantic, bro. Quiches so small you got to wear glasses.
Benjamin: Bitch, we're gonna have more white linen than a hospital in the Great War.
Cece: Yeah, we're gonna have so many fresh cut flowers that you're gonna have a real bee problem up in this bitch.
Benjamin: We're gonna have spanakopita so flaky, you're gonna get crumbs all over your mouth, like, what?
Schmidt: Our tables are gonna be names of cities that we've been to, like, what?
Mimi: Our wedding is gonna be so... big... that the Giants will come to town and everyone gets a big spoon.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Decision’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: We met... crying over the same name at the Vietnam Memorial. George... Harrison... Ford.
Schmidt: Wha...?
Cece: Who was our grandfather.
Schmidt: What? Making us cousins?
Cece: Making us cousins, because there is nothing more romantic than forbidden love.
Schmidt: Between family members? I mean, that's... You're gonna double down with that?
Cece: Yes, I am.
Schmidt: He's writing "cousins" down.
Cece: That's a positive thing.
Schmidt: No, it's not.
Quote from Cece
Philip: Ah. Mr. Schmidt. May I offer you a beverage? Perhaps an organic cucumber vodka spritzer?
Schmidt: Yes.
Cece: It is so beautiful. I feel like I'm inside Cate Blanchett.
Philip: We get that a lot.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Hybrid meals are for people who are too lazy to wake up for a proper breakfast.