Schmidt Quote #1007
Quote from Schmidt in The Decision
Schmidt: Quick question. Look, we realize that you guys book up decades in advance, so please just let us know that you don't have any slots available.
Philip: Actually, you're in luck-- Shia LaBeouf had to cancel his solitaire tournament, and we have one open slot, in April.
Schmidt: [quiet groan]
Cece: In April? Mm-hmm. All right, babe, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You need to breathe. We're just gonna enact the plan that we set up for when you see an ankle boot you really, really, really like, right? What do we do?
Schmidt: We walk away... And if I dream about it in the middle of the night, then it's meant to be. We're gonna walk away, Philip. Thank you so much for all your help.
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Quote from Cece
Cece: We met... crying over the same name at the Vietnam Memorial. George... Harrison... Ford.
Schmidt: Wha...?
Cece: Who was our grandfather.
Schmidt: What? Making us cousins?
Cece: Making us cousins, because there is nothing more romantic than forbidden love.
Schmidt: Between family members? I mean, that's... You're gonna double down with that?
Cece: Yes, I am.
Schmidt: He's writing "cousins" down.
Cece: That's a positive thing.
Schmidt: No, it's not.
Quote from Cece
Philip: Ah. Mr. Schmidt. May I offer you a beverage? Perhaps an organic cucumber vodka spritzer?
Schmidt: Yes.
Cece: It is so beautiful. I feel like I'm inside Cate Blanchett.
Philip: We get that a lot.
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