Nick Quote #916
Quote from Nick in Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt
Nick: Bobby, I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
Bob: No, no, no, no. It was a bad call.
Nick: Yeah, I guess it's weird to have sex with your cousin's wife.
Bob: No. I... I just can't stomach my kid coming from a Bears fan, that's all.
Nick: There's nothing wrong with being a Bears fan. That's all I'm gonna say to that.
Bob: There kind of is.
Nick: No, it's weird to have sex with your cousin's wife. That's what's weird.
New Girl Quotes
‘Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Cynthia: I was gonna stop you from buying it, but I didn't, so we're done here.
Winston: Wrong. See, you may be done with her, but you're not done with the law. Winston Bishop, LAPD.
Cynthia: You're a cop? The guy who was spinning around singing Patti LaBelle songs yesterday?
[flashback:]
Winston: [high-pitched singing] I tidied up my point of view I got a new attitude.
[present:]
Winston: And you must be the one who was serving champagne without a liquor license.
Cynthia: We don't charge for it. It's legal.
Winston: Uh, not if it's being served to a-a minor.
Cece: Oh.
Winston: Yeah. Oh, that's right. I'm 17 years old. I'm a kid.
Cynthia: You're a 17-year-old police officer?
Winston: I'm a cop prodigy. You see, my school is the streets. But my other school is school. 'Cause-'cause I go to school. Like a school-school, for learning.
Cynthia: You are so stupid.
Winston: No return policy is more important than the love that brings us here today, so... This means a lot to her, so please help her out.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [bad Boston accent] Welcome to Los Angeles. Maybe we take a... a-a-a, you know, a "cah" down to the "hahbah" and check out The "Mahtian" on the big... on the big screen with Matt Damon in "Mahs." Whose "cah" we taking?
Nick: [whispers] Stop, Schmidt.
Quote from Cece
Cece: Look, I-I know that you have a "no return" policy, but you have to take this dress back, okay? I look like a rich person in The Hunger Games.