Jess Quote #925
Quote from Jess in What About Fred
Jess: Their relationship's just such an inspiration, and I want to be around it, but what can we do?
Winston: We ditch Fred. Forget about that dude. We establish our own relationships with Flip and Nancy. Boom. Make future plans with just them.
Jess: "Future plans" is redundant, but other than that, I am on board! Okay. Now, I'm gonna need some alone time with Flip and Nancy. Can you stall Fred?
Winston: Can I stall Fred? Of course I can stall Fred. I would do anything. I love Flip and Nancy.
Jess: Me, too! Are we totally crazy?
Winston: Maybe! I don't even care!
Jess: I don't even care, either.
Winston: Hmm.
New Girl Quotes
‘What About Fred’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: So Fred's not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was, he said, "Towels." I got to break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
Quote from Winston
Winston: I love Flip! I mean, Flip taught me how to be vulnerable with KC, you know? Yeah. Nancy ear-candled me. I can hear for miles.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: It was that bad, huh?
Schmidt: No, Birdman was bad. This... this was a disaster. I'm here to help you, okay? Look, I have over nearly ten years of experience in the corporate world.
Nick: What's "over nearly ten"?
Schmidt: "Nearly ten" would be eight or nine years. I have... I have over nine years.
Nick: That's different, yeah.
Schmidt: Got you a tie. Corporate 101. Dress better than your employees. Reminds them that they're inferior.
Nick: I'd wear a tie, but only on my butt, like it were a tail. A tail tie.