Jess Quote #915
Quote from Jess in Big Mama P
Nick: Let me make it up to you. I know that I said I wanted the easy job. But screw that. I'm the best man, Schmidty. I want the hard jobs. I can handle it. So what do we got? What do we need?
Schmidt: We're past hard at this point. We're well into impossible. It's an unfixable situa...
Jess: [horn honks fanfare] Schmidt, I did not just drive 15 miles on a gout throne to watch you give up. Especially not... [sings] In the Year... of Us.
Schmidt: Look at yourself. Look around us. Maybe this isn't our year.
Jess: I have a plan.
New Girl Quotes
‘Big Mama P’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Cece has zero idea that you're flying her mother in for the engagement party tonight. She is... she is alarmingly in the dark. Maybe it's a cultural thing. You know, we saw the British coming. India did not.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Oh, she's gonna get hers.
Jess: No, no, Winston, no. What did you do? No pranks.
Schmidt: Such bad timing.
Winston: Hey, Mrs. Parikh. Check your shoe. [Winston snickers] Tickle foot! [laughs] I put a feather in your shoe! [laughing]
Jess: Too small, dude. Way too small.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: These rings are the first of a dozen accessories that are gonna unify the bridal party. As you can see from my preliminary vision board, our wedding will borrow equally from the holy trinity of Liz Taylor, Jackie O and The Power Gays.
Cece: Oh, I'm scared.
Winston: You should be.