Cece Quote #147

Quote from Cece in Big Mama P

Priyanka: We come from a country of 400 million men. Let's say half of them are no good. Another half, very ugly. That's still 100 million eligible men. Sure, ten percent are gay. Puts us at 90 million men.
Schmidt: Ms. Parikh, I love Cece.
Priyanka: Cut it in half again just for fun. 45 million men.
Schmidt: Cece, when were you gonna tell her?
Cece: I'm sorry.
Schmidt: On our wedding day when we were standing beneath our custom hybrid mandap-chuppah?
Cece: [crying] I'm so sorry. I just... I wanted the moment to be right. I'm sorry.

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 ‘Big Mama P’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Cece has zero idea that you're flying her mother in for the engagement party tonight. She is... she is alarmingly in the dark. Maybe it's a cultural thing. You know, we saw the British coming. India did not.

Quote from Winston

Winston: Oh, she's gonna get hers.
Jess: No, no, Winston, no. What did you do? No pranks.
Schmidt: Such bad timing.
Winston: Hey, Mrs. Parikh. Check your shoe. [Winston snickers] Tickle foot! [laughs] I put a feather in your shoe! [laughing]
Jess: Too small, dude. Way too small.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: These rings are the first of a dozen accessories that are gonna unify the bridal party. As you can see from my preliminary vision board, our wedding will borrow equally from the holy trinity of Liz Taylor, Jackie O and The Power Gays.
Cece: Oh, I'm scared.
Winston: You should be.