Winston Quote #491
Schmidt: Fawn's helping me see that I haven't reached my full potential yet.
Fawn Moscato: Well, obviously, none of you have.
Winston: No, I have. I'm a cop. And, as of yesterday, my mom no longer buys my plane tickets, so... [clicks tongue]
Fawn Moscato: You need a ten-year plan. Are you in a relationship that's headed towards marriage?
Winston: I am not currently, but I did go on a date with somebody named Charles last month. She was a woman, but she was named after her uncle.
Nick: Well, Winston has no game.
Coach: Dude took a girl to a cement plant.
Winston: To see how rocks were made.
Coach: That's not where rocks are made.
Winston: And she loved it, then she abruptly moved away.
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Quote from Coach
Coach: As the only other black man in this loft, I feel like I should weigh in. This issue really hits home with me, and I feel like I have a lot of thoughts and ideas that I need to get off my chest.
Winston: Thank you, Coach.
Coach: But I'm hungry.
Winston: Man.
Coach: I skipped breakfast, and lunch is gonna be dumb as hell. [sings] Race talk snacks Race talk snacks, gotta get me Some race talk snacks Gonna be super uncomfortable!
Quote from Winston
KC: You're a cop?
Winston: Me? [laughs] A cop? No! No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't... No, no, no. Get that out of your head. Uh, what I do is I'm a... male stripper.
KC: A stripper?
Winston: That's why they were wearing the uniforms. Yeah, I see where you... why you would think that. No. A surprising amount of day work for a stripper. You know, we just go in there, we do our routine while they eat their lunch salads.
KC: Wow.
Winston: You just pray nobody orders soup. Lost a lot of good men to soup. [short laugh] It's hard to gauge temperature when you're just... dipping and running. You'd be surprised what you could replace a ladle with.
Quote from Winston
Nick: Fine. You know what? You want to do this? You and me are gonna get weird about race? Do your Seinfeld.
Winston: Come... Nick, that's not...
Nick: Do your Seinfeld.
Winston: What's the deal with bananas? I mean, they got orange juice, you got apple juice, where's the banana juice?
Nick: [laughs] I never thought of that.
Winston: Ah, boy.
Nick: 'Cause you got orange juice, you...