Schmidt: Fawn's helping me see that I haven't reached my full potential yet.
Fawn Moscato: Well, obviously, none of you have.
Winston: No, I have. I'm a cop. And, as of yesterday, my mom no longer buys my plane tickets, so... [clicks tongue]
Fawn Moscato: You need a ten-year plan. Are you in a relationship that's headed towards marriage?
Winston: I am not currently, but I did go on a date with somebody named Charles last month. She was a woman, but she was named after her uncle.
Nick: Well, Winston has no game.
Coach: Dude took a girl to a cement plant.
Winston: To see how rocks were made.
Coach: That's not where rocks are made.
Winston: And she loved it, then she abruptly moved away.