Nick Quote #831

Quote from Nick in Oregon

Nick: Well, look, I came to, uh... give you this. Text Ryan as much as you want, it's none of my business. I just think long-distance relationships suck. I once broke up with a woman who lived in Irvine, and that's only 30 minutes away. Mind you, I had hornets living in my car at the time, which was a factor, but the commute was also a big part of it.

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 ‘Oregon’ Quotes

Quote from Winston

Winston: Joanie... [chuckles] I don't want to lie to you, so I'm not... There's shells all in these eggs.

Quote from Winston

Winston: Look, this might not be the right time to say this, you guys, but, uh, should we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing?

Quote from Coach

Coach: This is a nice place. I mean, it's not the best vineyard in Portland.
Schmidt: Here we go.
Coach: That's Bartleby Cellars, of course.
Cece: How would you even know that?
Nick: Whenever Coach goes to a new city, he learns all about it, like a real weirdo.
Coach: I was an army brat, all right? I moved a lot. Assimilating was key. Oh, and by the way, calling somebody weird in Portland is actually a compliment, so thank you, Nick.