Coach Quote #170
Coach: Uh, you ever lived in North Carolina?
May: From 1989 to 1992.
Coach: Moved there in '93.
May: No.
Coach: You ever live in Germany?
May: Dusseldorf in '96!
Coach: Lived there in '97! That's so weird. So, we've, like, just missed each other for our entire lives. And then we meet, like, three times in a row in one night. [May laughs] Seems a little weird. It's kind of like, uh...
May: Fate?
Coach: No.
May: I know! I can't believe I said that!
Coach: Why did you say that? That is so cheesy.
May: Oh, I hate that!
New Girl Quotes
‘The Crawl’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Watch and learn, player. If you're a girl and you're in a bar on Valentine's Day, you're basically saying, "Hello. Good February. I'm interested in casual sex."
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Hey, it's my business partner that I was telling you about. Schmidt!
All: Schmidt!
Schmidt: Nick, who are all these people?
Nick: These are the crawlers. The single, the lonely, the close-talkers, the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths,
fat boys in the back... [whoops twice] The chubby-fronts, the delusionally-okay- with-themselves... but no one is alone tonight because...
All: [chant] The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all!
Quote from Nick
Cece: Boom! I'm gonna outdrink you tonight, Miller.
Nick: Cece, your mouth is writing a check that your body can't find. [laughs]
Jess: That's not an expression.
Winston: Regionally specific to Northern Illinois. We say it all the time.
Nick: Thank you, Winston.
Winston: You're welcome. Don't write a check your body can't find.
Nick: [laughs] Every day, man.