Coach Quote #163
Jess: [British accent] Happy St. Valentine's Day, mates. I just spent the week at Ryan's, and it was absolutely lovely.
Coach: Fake accent, smug attitude. This is exactly why the teachers have turned on Jyan.
Jess: Jyan?! Come on! You chose the worst parts of both our names.
Coach: That's why we chose it.
Jess: Haters gonna "H." That's why Ryan has to find a new job.
Winston: You know, I hear Elijah Wood's looking for a stunt double. [laughter]
Jess: He's so small!
Coach: Get back in that tree and make me some cookies, Ryan!
New Girl Quotes
‘The Crawl’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Watch and learn, player. If you're a girl and you're in a bar on Valentine's Day, you're basically saying, "Hello. Good February. I'm interested in casual sex."
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Hey, it's my business partner that I was telling you about. Schmidt!
All: Schmidt!
Schmidt: Nick, who are all these people?
Nick: These are the crawlers. The single, the lonely, the close-talkers, the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths,
fat boys in the back... [whoops twice] The chubby-fronts, the delusionally-okay- with-themselves... but no one is alone tonight because...
All: [chant] The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all!
Quote from Winston
Nick: My map is just a deformed smile now. I didn't complete it.
Winston: Or is it... a goatee face?
Nick: What bar is that? What bar is that?
Winston: [chuckles] I'm glad you asked. [pulls out beers from backpack] Welcome to Winston's bar. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.
Coach: You're like the black Mary Poppins!
Winston: That's right!