Nick Quote #586
Schmidt: [answers phone] Yes, Nick! I have the electronics!
Nick: Do you know any, like, time-consuming and free activities in Griffith Park?
Schmidt: Gross! Suicide?
Nick: Schmidt, please. I need some a- Well, just figure it out, dude! [to Jess] Oh, it's my mom.
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Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.