Jess Quote #556
Quote from Jess in Thanksgiving III
Nick: Hey. It's still 11:48, so happy Thanksgiving.
Jess: What?
Coach: Got us some Brazilian nuts, a couple of string cheeses, and... Snack.
Jess: Thank you.
Winston: I got the parade on my phone.
Jess: Yes.
Cece: Made some decorations.
Nick: I think this may be a turkey sandwich, but I'm not sure, and I know this whole thing isn't...
Jess: It's perfect. Look, guys, start without me because it might be a few weeks before I can eat again. [all laugh]
Coach: You were throwing up a lot. [laughs] That was scary seriously.
New Girl Quotes
‘Thanksgiving III’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Jess: Hey, mountain man. You want to come eat some dirty vegetables with us?
Nick: I should've known those beets weren't from nature. Nothing purple grows in nature.
Quote from Jess
Jess: I'm seeing some interesting things. I'm out of the office till Friday. For immediate assistance, please call Deb at extension A.C. Slater.
Quote from Nick
Winston: So this is Thanksgiving meal? 96 warm beers?
Nick: We can do this. Guys, we've gotten soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams. Do you think George Washington had a pet cat?
Winston: Yeah.
Cece: No.
Nick: He didn't. He hunted them.
Jess: What?
Nick: And he made milk and butter out of their spoils.
Jess: That's terrible.
Coach: So you're saying George Washington milked his cat?
Cece: Nothing is sounding accurate right now.
Winston: Not at all.
Schmidt: Where'd you read this?