Schmidt Quote #550
Quote from Schmidt in Double Date
Jess: Hey, why don't we all go on a double date? What are you guys doing tonight?
Cece: Yeah.
Schmidt: Tonight?
Jess: Yeah.
Schmidt: Today's tonight?
Jess: Yeah.
Schmidt: Tonight meaning changes every day, doesn't it?
Jess: Come on, Schmidt.
Nick: I'm sure he's got other plans. You've got other plans, right?
Schmidt: Plans? Not me. I don't even I mean... Yeah!
Cece: What the hell is going on?
Schmidt: What? [sings] Double-double-double-double date! Rock, rock and roll.
Cece: I don't think I exactly understand the energy here, but yeah, I mean, it sounds great.
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‘Double Date’ Quotes
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Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.
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Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.
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