Schmidt Quote #537
Winston: Hey, you guys know anything about cats? Yeah, I'm trying to score some points with Daisy, so I promised to watch her cat tonight.
Schmidt: They carry disease, they're obsessed with my nipples, and they are unwelcome in this loft.
Cece: Did you just say that cats are obsessed with your nipples?
Schmidt: I've told you this story before.
[flashback to a shirtless Schmidt sleeping in a barn with a cat licking his nipple]
Winston: I think I would have remembered that story.
Schmidt: No cats.
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Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: With the promotion, uh, I got a new office, so I don't have to look at Bethany's mismanaged eyebrows all day. Do you like it? It's a perfect two-thirds replica of Don Draper's office from Mad Men, and you're my sexy Peggy.
Beth: Good God, at least shut the door.
Schmidt: My tiny credenza is in the way.
Quote from Winston
Nick: What's up, Winston?
Winston: Oh, hey, Nick. You know, I couldn't figure out the best way to kill Furguson, so I decided to just let him choose how he wants to die. If only I could get him to leave that damn sunbeam.
Nick: You're gonna murder a cat?
Winston: Yeah.
Nick: This is a joke, right?
Winston: No.
Nick: This is one of your pranks?
Winston: An eye for an eye, Nick. A cat for a cat.
Nick: But what's the other cat?
Winston: My heart.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Do you know a place I can get cheap school supplies? I only have $15 and a halfie. $15 and a halfie.
Schmidt: A halfie?
Nick: Yeah, it's a half. It got ripped, so it's a half.
Schmidt: No one's gonna accept that as currency.