Schmidt Quote #510

Quote from Schmidt in Elaine's Big Day

Schmidt: Guys, guys, shut up and listen to me, it's Cece. She doesn't want to get married.
Winston: Damn.
Nick: What happened?
Schmidt: Well, her exact words were: "I don't want to marry Shivrang, but my whole family has flown out here from all the way across the world. I can't back out now. Please, Schmidt, as my closest friend, help me."
Nick: What did Jess say?
Schmidt: Well, Jess didn't hear it. Cece told me with her eyes.
Nick: Oh, so nothing happened.
Winston: Cool, so she's marrying Shivrang.
Schmidt: No, guys, I know Cece. I know her looks.

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Quote from Winston

Nick: I'm trying to turn it off, you idiot!
Winston: Oh... no.
Nick: What's going on?
Winston: Uh... Bucky got out of his cage, man. Let's go get him.
Nick: No! No! I'm getting out of here!
Winston: No, you're coming with me. You got to help me find the badger, Nick! You don't be no bitch!

Quote from Nick

Nick: Hey, give me the keys.
Jess: Where are we going?
Nick: I don't know. Where did we come from? Where do we go? Where did we come from?
Jess: [chuckes] Shut up.
Nick: Yeah, that was "Cotton-Eyed Joe," wasn't it?

Quote from Winston

Winston: Hey. Bucky bit me. Bit me bad.
Nick: Hmm.
Winston: Yeah. So, um... so I'm pretty dizzy.
Nick: Okay.
Winston: Okay, what happened with Jess?
Nick: We called it. And she left. Yeah, we-we called it off. So, now I'm gonna drink, because that's my move.
Winston: Yeah. That was also your dad's move. Yeah, when things get messy, you just run away. But, you know, there are other moves. [Nick chuckles] Go.
Nick: Thanks, man.
Winston: Hey, bartender, can you call an ambulance? I'm about to bleed out. Thanks, man.