Schmidt Quote #445

Quote from Schmidt in TinFinity

Schmidt: To answer your question from before, this is what we were celebrating.
Nick: Yeah, that's right. This is what we're celebrating.
Schmidt: Yes. Yes.
Nick: Yeah. Right? You're my best friend, man.
Schmidt: Please.
Nick: Ten years of living together. Upsetting, but kind of great, man. Here's to it.
Schmidt: Yes. Not having roommates is for real losers, you know that?
Nick: Mm-hmm.
Schmidt: Equals.
Nick: You said it, man. [Schmidt spits out whiskey; screams] Oh, you are such a Nancy boy.
Schmidt: What is in that, man?
Nick: Liquor!

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