Jess Quote #414
Hipster Guy: No, you actually don't need to wash raw denim. Haven't washed my pants in 18 months. Also, I'm bisexual.
[later:]
Tech Guy: Microchips be gettin' small. They be, like, blueberry size. So you could put 'em in your cereal, girl.
Jess: I don't get your thing.
[later:]
Man: [rubbing lotion on his arm] It's prescription.
Jess: Damn it.
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Quote from Winston
Winston: Hey, man, you watch Homeland? No? I'm in the first season, second episode. Don't spoil anything.
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: What up, guys?
Nick: Oh, "What's up, guys." You're just gonna walk over and say, "What's up, guys?"
Schmidt: Winston, does he think you're Omar Epps?
Quote from Jess
Cece: Okay, you know what? You need what I needed. You need a new guy, all right? Dating Shivrang helped me get past all the weird stuff with Schmidt.
Jess: I need the Anti-Nick.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: I need a real man, who can express his feelings, and I need a different mouth on my mouth. To erase that mouth.