Schmidt Quote #356
Nick: [quietly] I hope you like it. I poured that one for you. Drink it up. [normally] This is coming off weird ... it's creepy, right?
Jess: Go get her.
Nick: I can't do that. I can't talk to thirsty.
Jess: Thirsty?
Nick: I don't know her name, so I call her Thirsty. Thirsty Mendelson.
Schmidt: Oh, you made her Jewish?
Nick: I didn't make her Jewish.
Schmidt: Mendelson? She's not Jewish?
Nick: Well, thirsty...
Schmidt: If her last name's Mendelson, she's Jewish. Tell you what her first name is, too ... It's Rachel.
New Girl Quotes
‘Bathtub’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: I'd really love to come home and soak in a beautiful bathtub.
Schmidt: Bathtubs are Medieval filth cauldrons ... pass.
Nick: Yeah, it's a waste of money, Jess.
Schmidt: I'm not interested in simmering in testicle tea for 20 minutes.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess and I want a tub. We want candles and bubbles. Oh, damn it, Schmidt, we want bubbles, man. I want to cover everything up on my body with bubbles. You know, and then just blow 'em off like this... and laugh, like...
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: How come I'm James Brown?
Jess: When you don't smile for my pictures, you get replaced. You come home after a long, hard day at work.
Nick: Tired.
Jess: You want to relax, but how? How about soaking in a glorious bubbly pool for one? Sipping the nectar of the gods.
Nick: I don't get it ... is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; It's rosé. Burn notice, France.