Jess Quote #232
Schmidt: You're acting insane.
Jess: I'm acting insane? That guy's insane.
Schmidt: Look, Jess, when you moved in, we all had to roll with it. To be fair, you do some pretty weird stuff.
Winston: You know, I still can't get used to the way you let us know when you're using the toilet.
[flashback to Jess hitting a triangle in the bathroom]
New Girl Quotes
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Quote from Winston
Winston: There's not much sunlight left.
Nick: What are you afraid of, the dark?
Winston: No, I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert. I don't want him to wander.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Meep-meep!
Nick: Jess, honestly, don't do the Road Runner to a coyote!
Jess: That's how you deal with coyotes.
Nick: Coyotes hate roadrunners!
Jess: That's how you deal with them.
Nick: Coyotes want to kill roadrunners!
Jess: Meep-meep!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: That's why I'm gonna have to White Fang her.
Jess: Schmidt, come on! Look, I try not to judge what you guys do, but please don't tell me things like that.
Schmidt: No, no, Jess, Jess. The book, White Fang.
Jess: Oh.
Schmidt: This guy befriends a wild creature. But he must, he must set the animal free because that's what's best for it.
Jess: I know the plot of White Fang.
Schmidt: But the animal won't go. So with a breaking heart, he throws stones at it until it runs away.