Winston Quote #89
Joe Napoli: Hey, hey, we're back here on the Joe Napoli Show, and let me introduce you to a new member of the Joe Napoli Show family, and that is Winston Bishop, who is our new assistant. I'll tell you what ... he's sharp as a tack. Ladies, there's no ring on his finger, and, Winston, why don't you tell us just a little bit about yourself? [goofy voice] Hey, thanks, a lot, Joe. I really want to tell you about myself. You know, I been on the job two days, and I don't know how to make no milk shake. Oh, and I played two years of mediocre Division I basketball.
Winston: Wow.
Joe Napoli: And why was that? [goofy voice] Well, because I really didn't know how to play basketball. I got recruited for a girls' volleyball team. [normal voice] All right, there he is. That's Winston Bishop. And we'll see you again probably never. All right, turning now to the NBA picture, it looks like the West...
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Nick: Real Apps.
Schmidt: Real Apps.
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Relapse?!
Schmidt: Would you calm...?
Nick: You called my baby "relapse"?!
Schmidt: No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down!
Nick: I gave you 51% of this for Relapse?