Jess Quote #195
Jess: So... I haven't been home in a week, and, um... underneath my dress, I'm wearing... a pair of your boxer briefs that I borrowed/stole/I'm not giving them back.
Russell: Come on. Let's go. Go to my house right now.
Jess: Well, I have to go to my home for a bit.
Russell: No, no, come on. Come on. Stay with me.
Jess: No, I'm worried about the guys. They must really be missing me and wondering where I am.
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Jess: These are hangover eggs. See, they'll either stop you from throwing up the rest of the day or you'll just throw it up really fast. It's high-risk, high-reward.
Quote from Nick
Nick: As my financial business partner, I appreciate you taking the time. All right, Russell said we need a prototype. So, Mr. Schmidt, I now present you "Real Apps." The phone obviously goes back here where the phone goes, and then these are all the apps. You've got a Zippo. You've got a fork. You've got a spoon. That's a corn holder. It's also a gentleman's shiv.
Schmidt: Nick, it's a prototype of a prototype at best. Let me see it.
Nick: No. Don't be mean about it.
Schmidt: Come on, let me see it.
Nick: You got a bottle opener.
Quote from Nick
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Real Apps.
Schmidt: Real Apps.
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Relapse?!
Schmidt: Would you calm...?
Nick: You called my baby "relapse"?!
Schmidt: No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down!
Nick: I gave you 51% of this for Relapse?