Schmidt Quote #134
Schmidt: Here? You want to do it here? Okay... all right. What's the scenario? We enter separately, pretending to be strangers meeting in the bathroom. You want me on the can, off the can?
Cece: No, I just, I just need to pop in this party for, like, 20 minutes. When I come back, we'll have sex.
Schmidt: Okay, yeah, let's do it. [unbuttons seat belt]
Cece: Oh, no. Um, I'm going in there alone.
Schmidt: Well, what am I supposed to do?
Cece: I'll crack a window for you.
Schmidt: Crack a window for me?
Cece: Yeah.
Schmidt: What am I, your sex dog? What... what if I have to go to the bathroom? Why don't you just give me a chew toy.
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Quote from Winston
Nick: You know, I thought I heard the door open at 3:00 a.m. Those are the sounds of true love. Bet she had the time of her life.
Winston: What happened? Did I miss her?
Schmidt: You did.
Winston: Man, I love meeting the girls you bring home. I like to pretend like I'm your lover on the down-low. "Theodore K. Mullins. Damn, Schmidt, in our bed? Where we shave each other? I've always loved you, you're my boo."
Schmidt: Theodore K. Mullins is not my type, man.
Quote from Jess
Jess: [on the phone] Hi. Who do I speak to re: getting something removed from the Internet? Yeah, I can hold.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, Schmidt. Oh, there is? Thank you. He says we should look out the window. There's a crescent moon out tonight.
Winston: Oh, dip, seriously?
[As Jess and Winston head to the window, Schmidt and Cece sneak into the apartment:]
Jess: Why do we care about a crescent moon?
Winston: I don't know. I'm gonna live up there someday.