Nick Quote #79

Quote from Nick in The Landlord

Remy: All right, so, a menage a trois is about three of us... trois...
Jess: Sure.
Remy: Menage-ing fully.
Jess: Oui.
Nick: Okay. This is happening with this guy. This is happening right now, Jess.
Jess: Yeah.
Remy: So, it's gonna get even a little more uncomfortable. We just have to keep talking with each other, all right? Around and communicating. Let's get some relaxing music going.
Nick: Great idea, great idea. Thank you.
Jess: Why can't you just admit that he's a good guy?
Nick: We are about to have a menage a trois 'cause you won't admit you're wrong. You're out of your mind.

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 ‘The Landlord’ Quotes

Quote from Winston

Schmidt: Okay, where'd you find that?
Nick: Do not ever stop reading this.
Schmidt: I was very young. And drunk.
Winston: Were you too drunk to "begin the search for the cocoon..."
Nick: Cocoon. [chuckles]
Winston: ...that will one day release your butterfly"?
Cece: No, it does not say that one!
Nick: That's number three.
Cece: Come on!

Quote from Winston

Schmidt: Why are you doing this to me?
Winston: Maybe I just got bored painting over your interplanetary ass dojo. This is my favorite. "Find out where Winston gets his sparkle, and then steal it."
Cece: Oh!
Nick: Steal his...!
Winston: You were gonna steal my sparkle?
Schmidt: Give me that.

Quote from Jess

Jess: Maybe no one's ever been nice to him. Maybe violence is his only tool to express himself. [waves] Hi.
Nick: Huh? Get down. What are you doing?!
Jess: Hi. Don't kill us. Don't use guns!
Nick: Stop it. Just stop it. Just get down. [to the man] We're sorry. Take the spot.
Jess: Sir...
Nick: Just be submissive.
Jess: Sorry about this guy.
Nick: Don't apologize...
Jess: He's overreacting.
Nick: I'm overreacting? He has a gun, and you're dressed like a bull's-eye. [the man puts his gun away]
Jess: Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Nick: I can't believe this is working.
Jess: Sorry.
Nick: You out-crazied a man with a gun.
Jess: Have a good day. [to Nick] See, it worked. You always see the worst in people.