Nick Quote #78
Quote from Nick in The Landlord
Nick: I love watching you be wrong, Jess.
Jess: I might've been a little bit off about Remy, but people are generally good, and I'm not wrong about that.
Nick: Jess, people are jerks.
Jess: He is hurting from his divorce...
Nick: Are you still making excuses for this guy? Well, look, if you feel so bad, then just get in there. Just dip your toe into the pool of possibility. [opens door] Hey, Remy, let's get weird and toss that ball around, huh? [Jess closes the door] So turned on.
Jess: Okay, you would seriously have a threesome with that man just to get me to admit that I'm wrong?
Nick: Oh, I think we could do a lot worse than Remy. He's got strong arms.
Jess: [opens door] Let's have a threesome.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Landlord’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Schmidt: Okay, where'd you find that?
Nick: Do not ever stop reading this.
Schmidt: I was very young. And drunk.
Winston: Were you too drunk to "begin the search for the cocoon..."
Nick: Cocoon. [chuckles]
Winston: ...that will one day release your butterfly"?
Cece: No, it does not say that one!
Nick: That's number three.
Cece: Come on!
Quote from Winston
Schmidt: Why are you doing this to me?
Winston: Maybe I just got bored painting over your interplanetary ass dojo. This is my favorite. "Find out where Winston gets his sparkle, and then steal it."
Cece: Oh!
Nick: Steal his...!
Winston: You were gonna steal my sparkle?
Schmidt: Give me that.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Maybe no one's ever been nice to him. Maybe violence is his only tool to express himself. [waves] Hi.
Nick: Huh? Get down. What are you doing?!
Jess: Hi. Don't kill us. Don't use guns!
Nick: Stop it. Just stop it. Just get down. [to the man] We're sorry. Take the spot.
Jess: Sir...
Nick: Just be submissive.
Jess: Sorry about this guy.
Nick: Don't apologize...
Jess: He's overreacting.
Nick: I'm overreacting? He has a gun, and you're dressed like a bull's-eye. [the man puts his gun away]
Jess: Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Nick: I can't believe this is working.
Jess: Sorry.
Nick: You out-crazied a man with a gun.
Jess: Have a good day. [to Nick] See, it worked. You always see the worst in people.