Bob Day Quote #46

Quote from Bob Day in The Curse of the Pirate Bride

Winston: There he is, father of the bride.
Schmidt: I've been told to keep you to three drinks, sir.
Bob Day: Very cute. Almost as cute as the toast that you gave last night. Let me ask you something as a fan. When you rhymed Nick's name with a certain body part, how did you come up with that? I mean, because, come on, brilliant.
Winston: Thank you very much for saying that, it means...
Schmidt: He's being sarcastic.
Bob Day: Oh, so now you can read the room.
Winston: What the hell are you talking about? We killed it last night.
Schmidt: Yeah, I explained every joke right after I told it.
Winston: Yeah.
Bob Day: You stunk, like a... a big wheel of Limburger cheese. Now, that's comedy. Stay away from me.

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 ‘The Curse of the Pirate Bride’ Quotes

Quote from Winston

Winston: Are you holding it in? You got to hold it in. Don't want it to fall on the ground and get dirty.
Aly: That's not how it works. I'm really nervous about what you don't know.

Quote from Bob Day

Bob Day: I'm very proud of you, son. I heard you fought like a coward for my daughter today.

Quote from Aly

Cece: Guys, guys, guys, guys, Aly is in labor.
Winston: What? My baby's having my baby? My baby's having my baby! Are you okay? I love you so much.
Aly: What if it comes out covered in all the gum I've ever swallowed?