Schmidt Quote #1322
Quote from Schmidt in Godparents
Schmidt: Mr. Yukimura, uh, I apologize.
Mr. Yukimura: Sell me some salsa.
Schmidt: Okay, here we go. Well, what do we know about salsa? We know that it's a gift... [phone chirping] .. from another culture. [phone continues chirping]
Kim: Schmidt?! [hisses] Are you with us?
Schmidt: Yes. Uh, it's just... You don't know how important salsa is until it's gone. You keep it in the back of your fridge, taking for granted that it'll be there. But once it's gone, you realize you can't go a single day without it. Señor Cha Cha's Salsa: the salsa that belongs in the front of your fridge.
Mr. Yukimura: Sure. Throw in a dragon with a sombrero and I'm in. Great job.
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‘Godparents’ Quotes
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Girl: A white man broke in today.
Schmidt: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: Typical!
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Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, buddy. So, two things. Um, first of all, we're not welcome back in the class. And, second, they're billing you for all ten classes.
Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?