Schmidt Quote #1315
Quote from Schmidt in Godparents
Schmidt: Uh, before I move on to the next slide, let me just say thank you for agreeing to stay at home this week while I get back in the saddle at work. Now, you need to pick up Ruth at 2:00 p.m. on the dot. The three pillars of the pickup are gate code, sign out, and lunch, which needs to be a peanut butter sandwich, otherwise, she will shut down and go full armadillo.
Cece: Yeah, I got it. Pick her up, drop her off. How hard can it be?
Schmidt: Well, first of all, you got it backwards. You drop off in the morning, you pick up in the after... I'm sorry. I'm a little stressed out. I know that I said that I would go back to work when Ruth started school, which, look, I'm-I'm excited about. But I've been out of the game for a while, and I've become accustomed to a different type of lifestyle.
[flashback:]
Schmidt: Daddy was gonna get into that party no matter what, so I jumped over the hedge.
Ruth: Of course. It was Prince!
Schmidt: You get it.
New Girl Quotes
‘Godparents’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Oh, no. Ruth hasn't been signed out. Um, excuse me. Um, have you seen Ruth? Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?
Girl: A white man broke in today.
Schmidt: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: Typical!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I'm excited. I shaved my entire body last night. I feel like I could ride the wind to work.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, buddy. So, two things. Um, first of all, we're not welcome back in the class. And, second, they're billing you for all ten classes.
Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?