Schmidt Quote #1317
Quote from Schmidt in Godparents
Schmidt: Look at us, the unbreakable Kim and Schmidt.
Kim: God, I forgot how much I despise you. We're gonna need your thoughts on a new salsa account, so get up to speed.
Schmidt: Oh, I am up to speed on salsa.
Kim: Now heads up, Schmidt, things have changed here. It's not the same office you left. Ass Strat has been taken over by a Tokyo-based conglomerate.
Schmidt: Are the toilets also Japa...
Kim: Yes.
Schmidt: [exhales]
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‘Godparents’ Quotes
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Schmidt: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: Typical!
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Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, buddy. So, two things. Um, first of all, we're not welcome back in the class. And, second, they're billing you for all ten classes.
Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?