Winston Quote #782
Quote from Winston in Rumspringa
Schmidt: Okay. It's time for the rites of passage.
Winston: Ding, ding, ding. I have some Big Dinner news of my own.
Schmidt: Winston, sit down! The topics for Big Dinner have already been decided.
Winston: As you all know, Aly and I have recently become engaged. [whistling, applause] I receive all that love, and then I give it right back.
Jess: Anyway, as we were saying...
Winston: I got to finish this. It's really important. In order to get married, I have commenced divorce proceedings with my wife...
Nick: Rhonda.
Winston: Rhonda, yeah.
Cece: Ding, ding, ding, ding. Real quick. I hate Rhonda.
Winston: [growls] Hey, that's my wife!
Nick: Such a good Harrison Ford.
Cece: Who you married as a prank. Which, for the record, no one gets.
New Girl Quotes
‘Rumspringa’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Look, we're gonna get out of here, and when we do, I'm gonna start... I'm gonna start growing up.
Jess: You have grown up, Nick. I mean, you own a bar. You wrote a novel.
Nick: I'm talking about really growing up. There's still so much I want to do, like... I want to try cilantro.
Jess: You haven't tried cilantro?
Nick: I want to figure out what NASDAQ means.
Jess: You've never had salsa?
Nick: I want to not shimmy out of my pants.
Quote from Winston
Cece: I don't understand how any human being could enjoy it.
Winston: Well, because we are pranks, don't you see?
Cece: Huh?
Winston: In the Bible, God created light and dark. And then separated the heavens from the oceans. Then created plants, then animals. And the animals, they thought they had all this cool stuff to themselves, but then God pranked the animals with us. And it was good.
Aly: [whispering] That was so sexy.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Come on, help us, Danes! Unlike in World War II! Yeah, I brought it up!