Schmidt Quote #1229
Quote from Schmidt in Operation: Bobcat
Schmidt: Cece, what the hell are you doing in here?
Cece: Surprise! [pictures clattering]
Schmidt: Cece, I love where your head's at.
Cece: Mm-hmm.
Schmidt: And I love where your body is at even more, but I-I can't.
Cece: What if I told you that I have the Star of David hidden somewhere on my body, and you have to find it?
Schmidt: Okay. Okay. All right, let's do it. But we got to do it really quick. I'm gonna stay dressed and just poke out like a cuckoo clock.
New Girl Quotes
‘Operation: Bobcat’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: You know, it's still our bone-iversary.
Schmidt: I'm too stressed. Sex right now would be like picking a lock with a cold, wet French fry.
Quote from Jess
Jess: I'm mad that Nick just decided to be a great boyfriend. Where does all this effort come from? Reagan gets Mr. Cupid, and I got, like, some nudie card.
Gordon Ramsay: This bread is incredible. You taste the crust?
Jess: It's really good. And you know what else pisses me off? The fact that everyone thinks I'm sad. I mean, Winston canceled his engagement 'cause of it.
Gordon Ramsay: Then bloody do something about it! [Jess smashes her plate] Brilliant! Uh, just a reminder: I'm not required to clean up.
Jess: Winston can't throw away his dreams because of me!
Gordon Ramsay: Then don't let him.
Quote from Jess
Gordon Ramsay: So is it just you?
Jess: Yup.
Gordon Ramsay: You know I'm quite famous, and you didn't want anybody else to experience my food?
Jess: No. Just me. Just my day.
Gordon Ramsay: Are you sad 'cause you're on your own on Valentine's night?
Jess: Ugh! Don't you start with me, Gordon Ramsay! I'm having just a great time.
Gordon Ramsay: Liar! Sorry. Bad habit.
Jess: Just bring me the scallops, please.
Gordon Ramsay: Impatient. Mmm. Delicious. Scallops. Aren't... [dish shatters] ...for liars.