Jess Quote #1223

Quote from Jess in Operation: Bobcat

Winston: [answers the phone] Hey, Jess, what's up?
Jess: Winston, I'm not sad. I'm mad!
Gordon Ramsay: [eating his food] Bloody brilliant.
Winston: Okay. Cool. Thanks for the call.
Jess: I'm not letting you throw away your dreams, okay? You're proposing in that bus station bathroom, and I am going to help you. I'll meet you there in one hour, and I'm bringing the bobcat suit.
Gordon Ramsay: Bobcat suit?

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 ‘Operation: Bobcat’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: You know, it's still our bone-iversary.
Schmidt: I'm too stressed. Sex right now would be like picking a lock with a cold, wet French fry.

Quote from Jess

Jess: I'm mad that Nick just decided to be a great boyfriend. Where does all this effort come from? Reagan gets Mr. Cupid, and I got, like, some nudie card.
Gordon Ramsay: This bread is incredible. You taste the crust?
Jess: It's really good. And you know what else pisses me off? The fact that everyone thinks I'm sad. I mean, Winston canceled his engagement 'cause of it.
Gordon Ramsay: Then bloody do something about it! [Jess smashes her plate] Brilliant! Uh, just a reminder: I'm not required to clean up.
Jess: Winston can't throw away his dreams because of me!
Gordon Ramsay: Then don't let him.

Quote from Jess

Gordon Ramsay: So is it just you?
Jess: Yup.
Gordon Ramsay: You know I'm quite famous, and you didn't want anybody else to experience my food?
Jess: No. Just me. Just my day.
Gordon Ramsay: Are you sad 'cause you're on your own on Valentine's night?
Jess: Ugh! Don't you start with me, Gordon Ramsay! I'm having just a great time.
Gordon Ramsay: Liar! Sorry. Bad habit.
Jess: Just bring me the scallops, please.
Gordon Ramsay: Impatient. Mmm. Delicious. Scallops. Aren't... [dish shatters] ...for liars.