Schmidt Quote #1218

Quote from Schmidt in The Hike

Cece: There are 30 people out there.
Schmidt: We do not have enough china! Or forks or prawns. You can't ask somebody to split a prawn.
Cece: Babe, I know, all right? But you just need to relax. We will be fine. We can adjust. Just remember, we're chill.
Schmidt: No, you're right. We are totally chill. We'll just break out the backup china! I'll just come in tomorrow morning with a power washer, and hose this whole frickin' place down.
Winston: ["La Cucaracha" doorbell plays] There's Lefty.
Schmidt: By the way, there is no backup china!
Cece: I know, I know, all right.

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