Winston Quote #751

Quote from Winston in The Hike

Winston: How's this for Aly's mom?
Nick: I'm Aly's mom?
Winston: Okay. Mm-mm. [smooches] Not today, honey.
Nick: Yeah, all wrong.
Winston: We bring it in for the real thing.
Nick: All wrong. All wrong. Okay. That was very aggressive. You invaded my space. I didn't feel safe. Just be more normal about it. Like this. Hey, how are you? I'm Winston. Nice to meet you.
Winston: Oh, like, hey, how are you? I'm Winston. Zip, a pleasure, uh, to do it.
Nick: See, all of that, cut that out. Okay.

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