Winston Quote #759

Quote from Winston in The Hike

Winston: Question: have you guys seen Aly?
Cece: [sighs] What's going on, man?
Winston: She ran off. If I'd known it was gonna be like this, I would've just done the trench coat thing.
Cece: The... what?
Schmidt: What is the trench coat thing?
Winston: It's where I pick her up from the airport naked, wearing nothing but a trench coat.

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