Nick Quote #1105

Quote from Nick in Last Thanksgiving

Jess: I'm sure she's bummed, too. How long is she gonna be there?
Nick: No idea. I didn't ask. I just said, "Happy Thanksgiving." And then I hung up.
Jess: Okay, you're gonna have to leave the kitchen. The whole sad-guy, whiskey-flame combination is starting to worry me.
Nick: Let me know when my whiskey boils down to a crystal so I can eat it.

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 ‘Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Schmidt: If we get her to take him back...
Nick: We'd be heroes.
Schmidt: That's right. [both laughing]
Nick: Look at that, Mom, I'm gonna be a hero.
Schmidt: Why are you looking up? Your mother is still alive.
Nick: I'm looking at Chicago.
Schmidt: You think Chicago is up?
Nick: It's north.

Quote from Robby

Winston: What you taking? Little boy blues? Yeah, I've been there. How many miggies you working with? Yeah, my pharmacist bumped me up to nine.
Robby: 1,400. Yeah. I have to take 18 pills an hour in a very specific order, and they virtually assured me that I will be addicted to them.

Quote from Nick

Winston: With the speed?! He like Mayweather with the knife!
Cece: Okay, what is going on? Because you don't even use a knife to eat a steak?
Nick: Well, my girl is coming. Of course my hands are dancing. These knives are a part of me like that, uh, scissor hand guy. What is his name again? Is it Rick Snip?