Jess: All right? Are we good? Can we get rid of the helmet?
Nick: I'm concerned, as a friend, that Sam isn't satisfying you sexually.
Jess: I can confidently say that's not what this is about.
Nick: Maybe he's just not rotating your tires enough, Jess.
Jess: What?
Nick: You know you need that at least once a month.
Jess: Nick. For sex, that's not enough. And for literal tire rotation, that's way too frequent.
Nick: Not when you drive like I do. Not... when you drive like I do.