Quote from Nick in Helmet
Jess: All right? Are we good? Can we get rid of the helmet? Nick: I'm concerned, as a friend, that Sam isn't satisfying you sexually. Jess: I can confidently say that's not what this is about. Nick: Maybe he's just not rotating your tires enough, Jess. Jess: What? Nick: You know you need that at least once a month. Jess: Nick. For sex, that's not enough. And for literal tire rotation, that's way too frequent. Nick: Not when you drive like I do. Not... when you drive like I do.