Nick: Do you really think I haven't thought about putting this mug out?
Jess: Oh, I don't know, Nick. You said it. What's past is past. Clean break.
Nick: Think about my living conditions for the past year. I live across the hall from my beautiful ex-girlfriend. And your living conditions... you live across the hall from your beautiful ex-boyfriend. Two true beauties.
Jess: So you have thought about it.
Nick: I'm a man. I am a human man.
Jess: Interesting.
Nick: You're the one who's always getting out of that shower in that little towel, Jess. Or you're wearing your glitter or your pantyhose. They're driving me crazy! Okay? I know how hard it is to get those pantyhose up, and I just... I just sometimes want to rip 'em down.
Jess: Just admit it, Miller! You're thinking about putting the mug down right now!
Nick: No. Admit that you want me to be thinking about it.
Jess: I don't want you to think about it, so stop thinking about it.
Nick: Well stop talking about it and then I'll stop thinking about it.
Jess: So, you are thinking about it?
Nick: Look, Jess! I'm not not... thinking about it.