Nick Quote #866
Quote from Nick in Clean Break
Nick: Do you really think I haven't thought about putting this mug out?
Jess: Oh, I don't know, Nick. You said it. What's past is past. Clean break.
Nick: Think about my living conditions for the past year. I live across the hall from my beautiful ex-girlfriend. And your living conditions... you live across the hall from your beautiful ex-boyfriend. Two true beauties.
Jess: So you have thought about it.
Nick: I'm a man. I am a human man.
Jess: Interesting.
Nick: You're the one who's always getting out of that shower in that little towel, Jess. Or you're wearing your glitter or your pantyhose. They're driving me crazy! Okay? I know how hard it is to get those pantyhose up, and I just... I just sometimes want to rip 'em down.
Jess: Just admit it, Miller! You're thinking about putting the mug down right now!
Nick: No. Admit that you want me to be thinking about it.
Jess: I don't want you to think about it, so stop thinking about it.
Nick: Well stop talking about it and then I'll stop thinking about it.
Jess: So, you are thinking about it?
Nick: Look, Jess! I'm not not... thinking about it.
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Quote from Cece
Cece: Hey, um... so, I was, I was on the top of this mountain, and I finally got cell reception and there were, like, 20 voice mails from...
Schmidt: Are you in love with me? Because I'm in love with you. Deeply. But I assumed that you would never because I've... I've messed this up so many times. And you've made it very clear that you just want to be friends with me and I value that friendship so much. So if I'm ruining it by doing any of this, please, please stop me!
Cece: Schmidt. I'm in... I'm in love with you.
Schmidt: Really?
Cece: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of stupid how much I'm in love with you. You should've seen how fast I came down that mountain. I mean, a lot of it was falling. Luckily, the ground just stopped me, but...
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You remember this?
[flashback:]
Schmidt: Looks like it's finally just the two of us, huh?
Cece: Oh, God, you're about to say something stupid, aren't you?
Schmidt: Yeah. Girl, I'm-a marry you.
Cece: Jar.
[present:]
Schmidt: I know this might seem crazy, uh, and... probably a little bit impulsive, but it's not. Not for me. I've known since the minute that I met you. [gets down on one knee]
Cece: [gasps] Oh, my God.
Schmidt: Cecelia Parikh...
Cece: Oh, God, you're gonna say something stupid, aren't you?
Schmidt: Girl, will you marry me? [all gasp, scream, laugh] Would you please shut up?! I can't hear the answer!
Cece: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Quote from Coach
Winston: Coach, is that a bigger bag?
Coach: My old bag broke, so I got a wheelie. Same system. Still only essentials.
Winston: Is there a pan in there?
Coach: Nah. Nah, that's not a pan. That was just, uh, the sound of two track pants hitting together. You know, the buttons be like... ting... ti... But, um... Yeah, since I got this new suitcase, I might as well take a few more things. Just to fill up space. Know what I mean?
Winston: Just to fill up space.
Coach: Like, uh... take these glass grapes. Just to fill up space. Not that I want them.
Winston: Of course not.
Coach: And this blanket. For cushioning. [moans]
Winston: That smells nice, huh?
Coach: For cushioning, dude. These mystery novels. Take these. Not 'cause they're Jess's, just because... I'm an avid reader now. Stop smiling at me, man. I'm taking Nick's workout jams. 'Cause, uh... that one time I trained him, saw a lot of results.
Winston: [voice breaking] I remember. He was so fat.
Coach: [voice breaking] And I'm taking this remote. Because you always hit the info button by mistake.
Winston: No, no, it's not by mistake, Coach. I like to know more about the cast and crew.
Coach: Remote's gonna miss this TV so much.
Winston: Our TV is gonna miss that remote.
Coach: [sobs] Smells like all our fingers. [both sobbing]