Jess: Oh. Hey. I've been holding office hours all year, and this is the first time anyone's taken me up on it.
Deb: Ryan took you up on it, didn't he? [teachers gasp, laugh]
Jess: This is gonna be fine and, um, I'm going to address all of your problems one by one.
[later:]
Tough PE Teacher: It just ain't right.
Jess: Okay. "Ain't... right." Anything else?
Tough PE Teacher: It's not okay. "Not... okay."
Jess: What else?
Tough PE Teacher: I'm not all right with it.