Coach: [on the phone] Hey. Let me talk to Ro-Ro.
Trish: Hmm-mm. I'm not trying to make you feel better about lying naked on the beach sipping some nonsense instead of seeing your family.
Coach: And are you using the cuteness of your daughter to blackmail me to come to Christmas?
Trish: Am I? Yeah, I am, actually.
Coach: Ro-Ro, it's your Uncle Ernie! If you can hear me, get your mom's hair wet, then get on the phone while she's freaking out!
Trish: You want to speak to your niece, you know where she is.