Jess: Seriously, if you guys fought like girls, you'd still be arguing over the fact that you recorded football over
your Charlie Rose episodes.
Coach: It's all good, man.
Schmidt: We're not though.
Cece: Mm-hmm, and the girl Schmidt would be like, "Oh, does Coach just think I'm a pretentious poseur who just records things to look smart because deep down, I am just terrifyingly insecure about my intelligence?"
Jess: Yeah, and girl Coach would be, like, "Does Schmidt think that I'm an uncultured meathead who has to rewatch football because I'm afraid of showing anyone my softer side?" [Cece and Jess laugh]