Nick: [to Tran] Well, I think the real difference is crocodiles are man-eaters and alligators...
Schmidt: What in the bloody hell? Uh, hey, Nick. What is Tran doing here?
Nick: Oh, well, I picked my own name. So you said to bring somebody. So I thought it'd be weird if I didn't bring someone. So I just brought Tran.
Schmidt: You brought an old Asian man to my sex party so it wouldn't be weird?
Nick: Relax. He didn't come empty-handed. He brought a game. It's like Thailand Monopoly. Yeah, all the squares are jail except for one piece of property which we all have to fight each other for. But don't get caught in the Red Light District.
Schmidt: This isn't a freaking game night, Nick.
Nick: Okay, chill out.
Schmidt: You... You're making a mockery of this holiday and you know it.
Nick: [to Tran] I didn't mean to make fun of Thailand, if that's where you're from even.