Nick Quote #768
Quote from Nick in Thanksgiving IV
Nick: [to Tran] Well, I think the real difference is crocodiles are man-eaters and alligators...
Schmidt: What in the bloody hell? Uh, hey, Nick. What is Tran doing here?
Nick: Oh, well, I picked my own name. So you said to bring somebody. So I thought it'd be weird if I didn't bring someone. So I just brought Tran.
Schmidt: You brought an old Asian man to my sex party so it wouldn't be weird?
Nick: Relax. He didn't come empty-handed. He brought a game. It's like Thailand Monopoly. Yeah, all the squares are jail except for one piece of property which we all have to fight each other for. But don't get caught in the Red Light District.
Schmidt: This isn't a freaking game night, Nick.
Nick: Okay, chill out.
Schmidt: You... You're making a mockery of this holiday and you know it.
Nick: [to Tran] I didn't mean to make fun of Thailand, if that's where you're from even.
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‘Thanksgiving IV’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Nick: So, I saw your butt earlier. It's been holding up nicely.
Jess: It does the trick.
Nick: And I noticed, uh, Ryan left.
Jess: Yeah. Ugh! It's so embarrassing. I kind of came onto him, and he told me he wanted more than just sex.
Nick: He wanted more than sex and that's a bad thing? How?
Jess: Well, look, I'm his boss. We could get sued, and I could get fired. There's a reason it's against the rules.
Nick: You gotta br... okay. Remember when we tried to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Jess: Okay, I stick by that-- that kid is not a hero. All he does is break rules. What's so great about that?
Nick: You're taking Rooney's side. No one takes Rooney's side.
Jess: I'm a vice principal-- Rooney is my people. Ferris hijacks a parade. That is an act of terror.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Okay, I summoned everyone to the roof because Bangsgiving is in peril. All of you are focusing on things that have nothing to do with getting laid. Let us please not repeat the mistakes that we made at my Eight Nights of Hump-akah party.
Quote from Nick
Nick: You want to know what I think, 'cause you're not going to like it.
Jess: What?
Nick: I don't think this is about breaking rules. I think Ryan scares you. You like him, and you're going to have to put yourself out there again, and that scares you. But look, life moves really fast. And if you don't stop and
look around once in a while, you just might miss it.
Jess: Is that from Ferris Bueller?
Nick: Yes, it is.
Jess: Okay.
Nick: It's a terrific movie.
Jess: All right.
Nick: And I delivered it perfectly.
Jess: It was pretty good.