Ian: That was beautiful. I'm-I'm sorry, you know? I think I'm just more used to, like, stereotypical gay guys,
like him, you know?
Nick: You offended me.
Ian: I'm sorry.
Jess: Ian! Ian! Ian, hi. There are some events that are about to occur that I'd like to get ahead of. Um, the truth is that Nick is... Oh, God.
Nick: [Tina kisses Nick] Get off of me! You're not a man!