Coach: Oh. Hey! [honks horn] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! Yo! What's up? You in the shorts. Hey, come here, man. Come here. I need a little boy. [chuckles] Whoa. No. That's not what I meant. No, no, no. I didn't mean... You know what I'm... Ah. I wasn't trying to... It's for my friend, you know? I need you to come over to, uh, hang out with my friends. No, not like that. I just need you to pretend like, uh, you're in a relationship with this grown man that I know. Ah! Ah! Uh, I did not think this through. Did not think this through. Um, bad decision. Very bad decision. I'm gonna go now. Don't remember my face. Forget this face. This didn't happen.