Nick: [on the phone] Winston, Judy called again. And so, I told her you weren't feeling it.
Winston: [laughs] Now why would you do that?
Nick: You said you were gonna dump her. It was a very difficult conversation for you. We all know how you are, so I just handled it. You're welcome.
Schmidt: Hey, Nick, do I need to be on for this? Can I get off?
Winston: Great, great, great. You know what? Now she's gonna do something crazy. You know, this is a very emotional woman we're dealing with, all right? That bitch a Leo!
Schmidt: Can I go now?
Nick: You should have thought of that before you dumped her.
Winston: I didn't! You did!
Nick: Because that's what you wanted.
Winston: I don't know what I want!
Nick: Judy didn't know what you wanted, either!