Cece: Why aren't one of you doing this?
Winston: Because we couldn't decide which of us to do it, and this way, it's fair. Put nothing on it. Flat as can be.
Cece: All right, here we go. Flat as can be.
Schmidt: Just say the words.
Cece: [beep] [flatly] Hello. You've reached the loft.
Schmidt: Oh, my God! Will you not stop until the whole world is aroused?!