Quote from Coach in Micro
Coach: Can you tell Schmidt that my portfolio is way better than his portfolio? I'm better wet, I'm better dry, my sexy baby is way more believable than his. Watch, look... mama change baby 'cause baby made a dirty... Schmidt: Okay, mine is way more sexy. There are people lining up in the streets to have sex with my baby. Coach: Liar! Jess: I don't like this. Coach: You can't use that photo, unless you're planning on posing for the tiny nipples of America foundation. Schmidt: Yeah, you're one to talk, Little Miss Princess Waist! Coach: Hey, I'm a 26! That's normal! Nick: Yeah, in Asia. Coach: Who's talking to you, depression-era garbage man? I've been holding that in for two years.